part 2 : cooperation | chapter 14 | physical examinations i
Chapter 14
written by Akira
>>school infirmary
Tsuyuri: Cough, cough.
I gave you a rough description of the physical examination procedure before. Essentially, you’re an assistant teacher for the school nurses.
You’ll be recording data, inspecting the equipment, and other things.
This is just a school health examination, so you’re not going to be dealing with full-fledged endoscopes or anything like that. It shouldn’t be too hard.
Azusa: Do you have any questions, senpai? ☆ If you have any concerns or questions, Azusa will answer them all for you ☆
Tsuyuri: Yep. To be honest, you should really only be relying on this member, that is, Azusa-chan.
If there’s something that’s bugging you, Azusa-chan and I will hear you out.
Maria: God, I feel that I have just been told something rather horrible and unpleasant.

Kurumi: I’ll do my best too, you know~? If any suspicious people show up, I’ll make sure they don’t move using this tape measure…
And then, I’ll take this huge syringe and wipe ‘em out in one shot! That’s the Student Health Committee’s secret, ‘What color is your blooood!’, right?
Tsuyuri: That’s enough. You two, behave. I’m begging you.
Natsumi: This might be all right. I’m… a little worried, though.
Pretty much every student in this school is a girl.
I wonder if it’ll be all right to let a guy see the results of the physical examinations? You’ll probably have to inspect down to the underwear, right?
Tsuyuri: …Ah.
Azusa: Now that you mention it…! Azusa didn’t think of that at all ☆ You’re amazing, senpai! ☆
Maria: Are you God?
Kurumi: Uwaah, my blind spot!
Natsumi: Uhh… I wonder if the Student Health Committee is a hangout for airheads…?
Tsuyuri: Well — I’ll think about that for a little. I’ll try to consult with the school nurses.
The thing is, it’d be good if I could do my job properly.
But, it turns out that transfer student-kun is limited in the kinds of things he can help with, I think…
Azusa-chan, make sure to be prepared in that case. Help me, Azusa-chan. You're my only hope.
Azusa: Yes! ☆ Azusa will take responsibility! ☆
Maria: Tsuyuri-sama refuses to note our hard work… Oh God, is this another test of my faith…?
Kurumi: Don’t worry, Tsuyuri-senpai! I’ll help you out in your time of need~!
Tsuyuri: (I-I’m really worried — I have to take care so my condition doesn’t worsen…)
